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[Mar. 21st, 2008|12:51 pm]
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Reasons [info]forwardthe should re-friend me:

1. I live a thrilling, fast-paced lifestyle in the most exciting city in the world, and therefore she should want to live vicariously through me.*
2. I am unmarried and not pregant** so I provide the single woman's perspective.
3. I provide much-needed Schadenfreude to anyone who remotely has their shit together.
4. You can never have enough people telling you that your kid is cute.
5. I am pretty bored of the circumcision debate so like, I won't comment on those entries.
6. Let's be honest, I'm way funnier**** than most of your LJ friends.


* By "me" I mean the TV shows I stay at home watching and then blog about, because I cannot afford to go out
** As far as I know***
*** Just kidding, Dad
**** i.e., not humorless
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[User Picture]From: [info]petulant
2008-03-24 07:45 pm (UTC)

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You have a pretty great username too! Do not forget that tasty little tidbit as well.
[User Picture]From: [info]effbeye
2008-03-25 02:02 pm (UTC)

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thanks! it's been an online alias since i was 13. crazy!
[User Picture]From: [info]petulant
2008-03-26 06:25 pm (UTC)

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A username without numbers at the age of the thirteen. You must have been quite mature.
[User Picture]From: [info]kittyface
2008-03-25 10:07 am (UTC)

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Ahem! I am full of humour! Chock full.
[User Picture]From: [info]effbeye
2008-03-25 02:02 pm (UTC)

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no that's true, you are quite funny.